Let's make this birthday one to remember.

46 years old (Born on March 30, 1979)

Happy Birthday, Anatoliy Tymoshchuk! From bossing the midfield at Shakhtar Donetsk with 227 appearances and clinching that unforgettable Ukrainian Super Cup in 2004, to conquering Germany twice by helping Bayern Munich lift Bundesliga trophies in both 2010 and 2013—you've truly mastered the art of collecting silverware.

Your tireless energy on the pitch was legendary; rumor has it you covered more ground than a GPS satellite. May your birthday celebrations be as epic as your tackles—and may life continue giving you reasons to celebrate like it's another championship victory. Cheers to many more years of greatness (and hilarious locker-room stories)!