Let's make this birthday one to remember.

69 years old (Born on June 16, 1955)

Happy Birthday, Anatoly Chubais! From privatizing Russia's economy to pioneering nanotechnology, you've always had a knack for shrinking big problems down to nano-sized solutions. Who else could transition from First Deputy Prime Minister to head of the Russian Nanotechnology Corporation without missing a beat? Clearly, your career has been anything but microscopic!

Here's wishing you another year filled with groundbreaking innovations and perhaps fewer political headaches. May your birthday celebrations be grander than any economic reform and more memorable than all those cabinet meetings combined. Cheers to you—may your future successes continue at both macroeconomic scale and nanoscale precision!