Let's make this birthday one to remember.

42 years old (Born on March 06, 1983)

Happy Birthday, Andranik Teymourian! The midfield maestro who tackles opponents harder than most of us tackle Monday mornings. Your return to Esteghlal in 2013 was like a superhero sequel—fans cheered louder, rivals trembled more, and referees secretly admired your style.

From dominating the pitch at Al-Kharitiyath to proudly representing Iran since 2005, you've shown that age is just a number—but yellow cards are forever. May your birthday be filled with fewer fouls and more cake slices; after all, even defensive midfielders deserve sweet victories off the field!

Here's wishing you another year of epic tackles and legendary celebrations!