Let's make this birthday one to remember.

38 years old (Born on August 22, 1986)

Happy Birthday, Andray Blatche! From your early days dazzling Wizards fans back in 2005 to becoming an international basketball sensation, you've always known how to keep things interesting. Whether it was dominating the paint or surprising opponents with those smooth jumpers, you made every game worth watching.

And let's not forget your legendary run leading the Philippines national team—proving once and for all that you're a global superstar who can dunk across continents. Here's hoping this birthday is as epic as your best highlights reel (and maybe even includes fewer fouls). Keep ballin', big man—you're timeless!