Let's make this birthday one to remember.

37 years old (Born on December 09, 1987)

Happy Birthday, Andre Akpan! From your first MLS goal with the Colorado Rapids back in 2010 to every thrilling moment you've given fans on the pitch since then—you've always known how to score big smiles and unforgettable memories. Your moves have dazzled defenders almost as much as they've entertained us!

Here's hoping this birthday is filled with more joy than a last-minute winning header—and fewer yellow cards than usual celebrations might bring! Keep kicking goals both on and off the field; you're truly timeless—just like those highlight reels we keep replaying. Cheers to another fantastic year ahead, Andre!