Let's make this birthday one to remember.

41 years old (Born on September 07, 1983)

Happy birthday, Andre "The Matrix" Dirrell! Watching you slip punches like Neo dodging bullets never gets old. We still talk about your Olympic bronze at Athens 2004—your opponents probably still wonder if you're using some hidden superpowers!

Another year stronger and wiser, yet your slick footwork stays timeless. Stay sharp, enjoy the celebrations, and remember: cake calories don't count during birthdays—your quick feet will sidestep them anyway! Here's to many more smooth moves in life’s boxing ring; keep making it look easy.

Cheers to more victories ahead and a spectacular birthday celebration—you’ve earned every punchline today!