Let's make this birthday one to remember.

31 years old (Born on May 09, 1993)

Happy Birthday, Andre Wisdom! From your early days dazzling fans at Liverpool to holding down the fort at West Bromwich Albion, you've always shown wisdom beyond your years—pun absolutely intended. Winning the UEFA European U-17 Championship in 2010 was just a glimpse of the greatness ahead; clearly, you peaked early in mastering both soccer and clever surname puns.

Here's hoping your birthday is filled with as much joy as defenders felt relief when you weren't charging forward. May this year bring more memorable tackles, fewer yellow cards, and plenty of laughs—because let's face it: Wisdom never gets old!