Let's make this birthday one to remember.

43 years old (Born on May 29, 1981)

Happy Birthday, Andrei Arshavin! The Russian magician who danced down Arsenal's wings and left defenders dizzy. Who could forget your legendary four-goal masterpiece against Liverpool in 2009? Even the Kop applauded—though reluctantly—as you single-handedly turned Anfield into your personal playground.

From Zenit's heroics to lighting up Emirates Stadium, you've always had a knack for surprising us with cheeky goals and even cheekier celebrations. Your playful grin after each strike reminded fans everywhere that football is meant to be fun.

Here's wishing you another year filled with joy, laughter—and perhaps fewer defenders chasing after you this time around!