61 years old (Born on April 17, 1964)
Happy Birthday, Commander Borisenko! It's tough finding a gift for someone who's orbited the Earth hundreds of times—cake crumbs floating around zero gravity probably aren't NASA-approved. But hey, no earthly birthday party can match your cosmic celebrations aboard Expedition 28 at the International Space Station.Your relentless dedication as commander truly was "out-of-this-world," inspiring earthlings everywhere to dream big and reach higher. May this next orbit around our Sun bring you happiness brighter than Sirius itself—and significantly fewer space food experiments!
Here's wishing you boundless joy today; after all, you've made history fly by pretty effortlessly already. Have an amazing day!