Let's make this birthday one to remember.

44 years old (Born on April 15, 1981)

Happy Birthday, Andres "The Big Headed" D'Alessandro! With a head full of talent (and perhaps slightly larger than average), you've dazzled us all—from your golden Olympic triumph in 2004 to being crowned South American Footballer of the Year in 2010. Clearly, greatness comes with extra cranial capacity!

Your legendary skills and unforgettable dribbles have left defenders dizzy and fans ecstatic. Whether it's your pinpoint passes or iconic goals, you always prove that having a big head isn't just about hat size—it's about football genius.

Here's wishing you another year filled with success, laughter, and plenty more headers!