Let's make this birthday one to remember.

83 years old (Born on May 24, 1941)

Happy Birthday, Andres Garcia! Another trip around the sun, and you're still making headlines—seriously impressive. Your recent successes deserve as much celebration as this special day does; from shining bright in your career to effortlessly winning every debate on taco toppings—we've noticed it all. You're truly unstoppable.

But it's not just those victories we admire; it's your laughter that echoes louder than anyone's at every gathering, your uncanny ability to remember (or hilariously forget) everyone's birthdays, and those epic karaoke nights spent belting out classics we’ll never forget (no matter how desperately we try). Keep being you forever!