Let's make this birthday one to remember.

67 years old (Born on September 29, 1957)

Happy Birthday to the one and only Andrew Dice Clay! From your unforgettable rhymes on stage to your iconic role as Ford Fairlane, you've always known how to roll the dice and keep us laughing. Your sharp wit, leather jackets, and timeless swagger have made you a legend—proving that comedy truly ages like fine wine (or at least a good slice of Brooklyn pizza).

Here's hoping this year brings even more adventures worthy of "The Adventures of Ford Fairlane." Keep rocking those shades indoors; after all these years, nobody does it better. Wishing you laughter-filled days ahead—ohhh!