Let's make this birthday one to remember.

37 years old (Born on November 20, 1987)

Happy Birthday, Andrew Driver—the winger with pace so impressive he once sprinted from Sheffield all the way to Houston Dynamo! Ever since you zipped into MLS back in 2013, defenders have been chasing nothing but your shadow. Whether it's pinpoint crosses or lightning-fast dribbles down that left wing—your exploits keep us smiling and opponents sweating!

As you celebrate another fantastic journey around the sun today, just know you're aging smoother than a perfectly-executed corner kick. May this year be full of great runs (both on pitch and birthday cake), joy-filled celebrations like those post-assist dances we adore—and absolutely no offside calls whatsoever!