Let's make this birthday one to remember.

56 years old (Born on November 22, 1968)

Happy Birthday, Andrew Gilligan! May your celebrations be suitably "sexed up," though hopefully without causing any government inquiries this time. Your fearless reporting and knack for stirring the pot have certainly made journalism more exciting—who knew a dossier could cause such delightful drama?

In all seriousness, your dedication to uncovering truths has left an indelible mark on British media history. Here's hoping that this year brings you plenty of scoops (the journalistic kind—not ice cream), fewer controversies, and continued success in keeping politicians nervously checking their facts twice. Cheers to another year of bold headlines and memorable moments!