Let's make this birthday one to remember.

38 years old (Born on October 08, 1986)

Happy Birthday, Andrew Hoxie! From your dazzling debut with the Virginia Legacy back in 2005 to your unstoppable moves with the Rochester Rhinos since 2013, you've always known how to kick it up a notch. Watching you weave through defenders is like watching someone gracefully dodge birthday candles—effortless and entertaining!

Here's hoping this year brings you as many goals as laughs, and fewer yellow cards than candles on your cake. Keep scoring big both on and off the field; after all, legends like you only get better with age. Cheers to another fantastic season ahead—stay awesome, Hoxie!