Let's make this birthday one to remember.

32 years old (Born on June 16, 1992)

Happy Birthday, Andrew Jean-Baptiste! From your first MLS steps with the Portland Timbers back in 2012, you've defended goals and stolen hearts—sometimes literally. Your tackles are legendary, your headers iconic; rumor has it strikers still check under their beds for you before bedtime.

Here's to celebrating another year of epic clearances and unforgettable moments on the pitch. May your birthday be filled with as much joy as fans felt watching you shut down attackers game after game. Keep kicking strong, Andrew—because defenders like fine wine only get better (and craftier) with age! Cheers to more victories ahead!