70 years old (Born on August 14, 1954)
Happy Birthday, Andrew Klavan! Your spine-chilling thriller "Don't Say a Word" ensured that fans never again trusted whispered phrases—or jewelry boxes. But don't worry; we promise to only say cheerful words on your special day!When you're not haunting our dreams with gripping plot twists, you've captivated us as an insightful and witty political commentator—keeping audiences both informed and entertained (quite the tightrope act!). May this birthday bring you joy smoother than your dialogue and brighter than headlines carefully spun into satirical gold.
Wishing you happiness worthy of acclaim today—and hoping nobody whispers any mysterious codes over dessert tonight!