58 years old (Born on August 11, 1966)
Happy Birthday, Andrew! Another year older and still marching strong—though rumor has it your push-up count is now classified information. Your dedication in the Army continues to inspire us all; from early morning drills to late-night missions, you've proven that sleep truly is optional.This past year brought incredible achievements—your leadership during training exercises was legendary (we heard even drill sergeants took notes). Keep conquering challenges with humor and courage. May this birthday be filled with laughter, camaraderie, and cake that's tastier than an MRE. Here's to you: soldier extraordinaire by day—and undisputed champion of dad jokes by night!