Let's make this birthday one to remember.

77 years old (Born on March 22, 1948)

Happy Birthday to the legendary Andrew Lloyd Webber! May your day be filled with more drama than a chandelier crash and fewer surprises than an unexpected Phantom lurking backstage. Your timeless melodies have haunted theaters (and shower singers) worldwide, proving that masks aren't just for superheroes—they're also perfect accessories for misunderstood musical geniuses.

From "Cats" prowling Broadway stages to "The Phantom of the Opera" enchanting audiences decade after decade, you've composed soundtracks that define generations. Here's hoping this birthday hits all the right notes—without any feline interruptions or mysterious opera house mishaps. Cheers to another year orchestrating unforgettable magic!