Let's make this birthday one to remember.

38 years old (Born on October 10, 1986)

Happy Birthday, Andrew McCutchen! You're aging like fine wine—or should we say, like your swing—smooth, powerful, and always reliable. From snagging the 2013 NL MVP award to becoming a five-time All-Star and bringing excitement back to Pittsburgh baseball fans everywhere, you've truly knocked it out of the park.

Whether you're stealing bases or hearts with that infectious smile and legendary swagger, you continue to remind us why baseball is America's favorite pastime. Here's hoping your birthday is filled with fewer curveballs and more home-run celebrations—because let's face it: nobody rounds third base quite like Cutch!