Let's make this birthday one to remember.

47 years old (Born on March 10, 1978)

Happy Birthday, Andrew Schneider! Actor extraordinaire, stand-up comedian genius, and literary wizard—you're the only guy who can make a German bureaucracy joke hilarious in any language. From your unforgettable role in "Deed Poll" to your countless nights leaving audiences laughing until their sides hurt, you've truly mastered the art of comedy.

Your recent book releases have proven once again that humor is timeless—and apparently so are you! May this birthday bring you as much joy as you've given us through your performances and writings. Keep making us laugh; after all, laughter keeps us young—or at least distracts from counting candles!