Let's make this birthday one to remember.

34 years old (Born on December 29, 1990)

Happy Birthday, Andrew Wenger! From your thrilling MLS debut with Montreal Impact back in 2012 to charging boldly down the field as a standout forward, you've convinced soccer fans everywhere that Wenger is not only famous for football strategies—but also fancy footwork and epic goals. Your determination and memorable moments on the pitch continue to inspire!

May this year be filled with more incredible strikes than ever before—and may all defenders step hilariously aside whenever you approach goal. Keep kicking strong, laughing harder, and reminding fans why watching soccer without an Andrew Wenger highlight reel just wouldn't make sense. Cheers!