Let's make this birthday one to remember.

35 years old (Born on October 23, 1989)

Happy Birthday, Andriy Yarmolenko! You're the winger who dazzled defenders and made goalkeepers question their career choices. Ever since your Ukrainian Premier League triumph with Dynamo Kyiv in 2008-2009, you've been dribbling past opponents like they're traffic cones—effortlessly stylish and always entertaining.

Since debuting internationally for Ukraine in 2009, you've given fans countless reasons to cheer (and rivals plenty of headaches). May your birthday be filled with as much joy as you brought us on the pitch—and may your celebrations last longer than a defender trying to catch up after one of your legendary runs. Cheers to another year of brilliance!