Let's make this birthday one to remember.

65 years old (Born on September 18, 1959)

Happy Birthday, Andy Chapman! You're the only soccer legend who could score goals indoors faster than most of us can find our keys. Your incredible knack for lighting up indoor arenas made defenders dizzy and goalkeepers question their career choices.

From England to America, your talent crossed oceans—but thankfully stayed inside stadium walls. Whether it was netting hat-tricks or leading teams like Wichita Wings and Cleveland Force to unforgettable victories, you always brought excitement (and a few bruised egos) along the way.

Here's wishing you another year filled with laughter, joy—and hopefully fewer carpet burns from sliding celebrations!