Let's make this birthday one to remember.

47 years old (Born on December 02, 1977)

Happy Birthday, Andy Katzenmoyer! From Big Ten dominance to leveling opponents as a New England Patriot linebacker, you've always tackled life head-on (and quarterbacks too!). Your intimidating hits still make highlights reels shudder in remembrance—your legendary performance at Ohio State is something Buckeye fans will cherish forever.

These days, though your jersey hangs proudly retired and game-day tackles are swapped for family gatherings and entrepreneurial ventures, you remain unstoppable. Here's wishing a man whose every play was blogged about before blogs existed—a birthday filled with joy bigger than the "Big Kat" himself. May it be absolutely touchdown-worthy!