Let's make this birthday one to remember.

82 years old (Born on December 13, 1942)

Happy birthday, Representative Anna Eshoo! You've been serving California's 18th congressional district since 1993—giving you the rare and impressive ability to claim that your career has lasted longer than some of today's voters have lived. We applaud you for gracefully navigating Washington politics with wit sharper than Silicon Valley startups.

From tirelessly advocating internet privacy protections to championing healthcare innovation, you've consistently proven you're always a few bills ahead (while still keeping decades younger in spirit). On this special day, may your celebrations outshine even the brightest moments on Capitol Hill—and remember: age is only important when it comes to fine wine or cryptic legislation!