Let's make this birthday one to remember.

36 years old (Born on August 09, 1988)

Happy Birthday, Anthony Castonzo! You tackled every challenge head-on—literally. Drafted 22nd overall by the Colts in 2011, you quickly became a cornerstone of Indy's offensive line. Starting every single game during both the 2012 and 2013 seasons is no small feat; clearly your durability rivals that of grandma's fruitcake at Christmas.

Your consistency on the field was legendary—you protected quarterbacks like they were family heirlooms. Here's hoping retirement treats you as well as you've treated those QBs over the years: safe, secure, and free from unexpected sacks! Enjoy your special day with fewer tackles and more cake slices!