Let's make this birthday one to remember.

32 years old (Born on March 11, 1993)

Happy Birthday, Anthony Davis! From dominating at Kentucky to becoming the NBA's prized number-one draft pick by the New Orleans Hornets (now Pelicans), you've always risen above—in games and eyebrows alike. Whether you're blocking shots effortlessly or causing panic in opponents’ defensive strategies, your brand of basketball keeps us endlessly entertained.

Your recent success with LeBron as a Los Angeles Laker—especially that unforgettable 2020 Championship run—is proof no one could handle "The Brow." So here's hoping today is filled with joy, laughter, and absolutely zero tweezers; after all these years we’ve learned some things are just sacred. Cheers!