Let's make this birthday one to remember.

46 years old (Born on December 22, 1978)

Happy Birthday, Anthony Jeselnik! Your razor-sharp wit and fearless humor have kept us laughing (and occasionally gasping) since your unforgettable role in "Miss March." Whether you're roasting celebrities or delivering punchlines that make audiences squirm with delight, you've mastered the art of comedic timing like no other.

Recently, your stand-up specials continue to push boundaries and redefine dark comedy. Each joke lands harder than the last—proving once again why you're one of comedy's most daring voices. Here's hoping this birthday brings you as much joy as you've brought discomforting laughter to millions. Keep offending tastefully; we wouldn't want it any other way!