Let's make this birthday one to remember.

46 years old (Born on March 18, 1979)

Happy Birthday, Anthony Maher! From your dazzling debut with the Wilmington Hammerheads back in 2002 to showcasing those swift futsal moves for Team USA since 2007, you've always known how to kick it—literally. Your opponents still wake up sweating from nightmares of your unstoppable footwork!

Here's hoping this birthday scores as high as you did on the pitch and court. May your celebrations be filled with laughter louder than a packed stadium chanting your name—and cake sweeter than that unforgettable goal celebration dance we all secretly loved (and tried copying). Keep kicking goals both on and off the field!