Let's make this birthday one to remember.

56 years old (Born on January 01, 1969)

Happy Birthday, Anthony Sullivan! The man who could sell ice to Eskimos and convince us all we desperately needed that mop or gadget at 2 AM. Your legendary enthusiasm on "Pitchmen" turned everyday products into must-have miracles, making late-night TV infinitely more entertaining. Honestly, we're still not sure how you convinced us we couldn't live without a ShamWow—but our kitchens thank you!

Here's wishing you another year filled with success as dazzling as your infomercial smile and persuasive charm. May your birthday be free of shipping charges, packed with bonus offers, and satisfaction guaranteed—or double your candles back!