Let's make this birthday one to remember.

95 years old (Born on April 11, 1930)

Happy Birthday Anton LaVey—hope it's devilishly good! Your dedication to challenging conventional wisdom and sparking provocative conversations never goes unnoticed. Whether conjuring philosophical insights or mastering the art of theatrics, your talent for shaking things up remains legendary.

Surely somewhere you're dramatically playing an organ surrounded by candles yet again, reveling in another year well spent questioning norms (especially when boring people least expect it). Keep fueling those fiery debates; age only makes you wiser—and more wickedly witty!

Here's wishing that every candle extinguished summons laughter rather than demons this time around. Celebrate boldly—you've definitely earned it!