Let's make this birthday one to remember.

39 years old (Born on September 21, 1985)

Happy Birthday, Antonio Bastardo! From your fiery debut with the Phillies in 2009 to baffling batters with that sneaky slider, you've always kept hitters guessing—and fans cheering. Your knack for clutch strikeouts and fearless mound presence made every inning you pitched a must-watch event.

Here's hoping your birthday is as memorable as those epic bullpen moments when you silenced opposing lineups effortlessly. May this year bring you more joy than a ninth-inning save and fewer curveballs than you've thrown at bewildered batters. Keep throwing heat, Antonio—you're truly one of baseball's timeless gems!