Let's make this birthday one to remember.

75 years old (Born on April 30, 1949)

Happy Birthday, António Guterres! From leading Portugal with progressive flair to championing welfare reforms that made even the grumpiest citizens smile, your legacy remains as timeless and vibrant as ever. Who knew socialism could come wrapped in such a cheerful package?

Your tenure brought us memorable moments—boosted social security initiatives and increased welfare spending—that warmed hearts faster than Portuguese sunshine warms beaches. May your birthday be filled with laughter, joy, and perhaps fewer budget meetings this time around. Here's hoping you celebrate today like it's 1995 all over again: bold policies, big smiles—and cake for everyone!