Let's make this birthday one to remember.

73 years old (Born on May 23, 1951)

Happy Birthday, Antonis Samaras! From steering Greece through stormy economic seas as Prime Minister to juggling the nation's finances and diplomacy with finesse—your political journey has been nothing short of legendary. Who else could balance budgets while charming international leaders? Clearly, your secret superpower is multitasking!

Whether navigating complex negotiations or rallying support for New Democracy since 2009, you've shown resilience worthy of a Greek epic hero (minus the sandals). May this birthday bring you fewer budget meetings and more joyful celebrations—and perhaps some cake that's easier to slice than national debt figures. Cheers to another year ahead!