Let's make this birthday one to remember.

42 years old (Born on May 22, 1982)

Happy birthday, Apolo Ohno! You've blazed your way around the ice faster than most of us can unwrap a cake. With eight Olympic medals—two golds among them—you've carved turns sharper and smoother than frosting on a birthday cupcake. We've watched in amazement as you soared past competitors with style and speed, proving you're as timeless as a replay of your iconic Olympic triumphs.

Even off the rink, you've continued sprinting toward success—whether it's inspiring others or charming audiences on TV shows like "Dancing with the Stars." Here's to another lap around life's oval track—hopefully without penalty points for excessive cake consumption. Cheers to you, champion!