Let's make this birthday one to remember.

32 years old (Born on August 10, 1992)

Happy Birthday, Archie Bradley! May your celebrations be as blazing fast as your legendary fastball and curveball combo. With an impressive 1.84 ERA in the minors back in 2013, you proved early on that hitters had better bring binoculars if they hoped to see one of your pitches clearly.

Here's hoping this year brings even more strikeouts and fewer walks—both on the mound and at birthday parties (we know how pitchers love their cake). Keep throwing heat, Archie; age is just a number—but ERA isn't! Cheers to another season filled with laughter, success, and plenty of bullpen antics.