Let's make this birthday one to remember.

80 years old (Born on May 13, 1944)

Happy Birthday, Armistead Maupin! Your storytelling brilliance continues to captivate us all. From the unforgettable charm of "Tales of the City" to your recent successes in inspiring new generations through heartfelt interviews and insightful commentary, you've truly mastered the art of timeless narrative.

Whether you're sharing witty anecdotes or championing equality with grace and humor, you remind us that life's greatest adventures are found in embracing authenticity. Here's hoping this birthday brings as much joy and laughter as you've generously given readers worldwide—because let's face it, nobody tells a tale quite like you do! Cheers to another fabulous year ahead!