Let's make this birthday one to remember.

83 years old (Born on March 16, 1942)

Happy Birthday, Art Linson! You're the mastermind behind films that taught us life's greatest lessons: Fight Club showed we shouldn't talk about certain things (oops!), Heat reminded us never to get attached to anything you can't walk away from in 30 seconds flat—like birthday cake—and Fast Times at Ridgemont High proved pizza delivery is always acceptable during class.

Your cinematic genius has given audiences unforgettable moments and timeless quotes. May your special day be filled with more excitement than a Brad Pitt monologue, cooler vibes than Sean Penn's Spicoli surfing adventures, and fewer complications than De Niro’s heists. Cheers!