Let's make this birthday one to remember.

42 years old (Born on November 23, 1982)

Happy Birthday, Asafa Powell! The Jamaican sprinter whose legendary speed left competitors eating dust and jamaican jerk chicken fumes. Who could ever forget when you blazed to victory at the Olympics and World Championships; leaving trails of stunned faces behind as if they just missed their bus?

From setting multiple world records in the 100 meters to clocking under ten seconds more times than Usain Bolt photobombed interviews—your speed remains unmatched. Here's hoping your birthday celebrations outpace even your quickest race...but maybe slow down enough so we can keep up! Wishing you endless gold-medal laughter today, champion!