Let's make this birthday one to remember.

40 years old (Born on November 13, 1985)

Happy Birthday, Asdrubal Cabrera! May your celebrations be smoother than those dazzling double plays you turned with ease. Your glove was so reliable that even gravity seemed impressed—especially during those back-to-back All-Star seasons in 2011 and 2012 when Cleveland fans cheered louder for your defensive wizardry than their hot dogs.

Here's hoping this birthday is as memorable as the countless highlight-reel moments you've given baseball lovers everywhere. Whether diving deep into the hole or spinning gracefully to nail a runner at first, you're proof that age only improves greatness (and comedic timing). Enjoy another year of legendary moves!