Let's make this birthday one to remember.

68 years old (Born on January 20, 1957)

Happy Birthday, Ash! You've commanded troops in Iraq and Afghanistan with courage, precision—and let's face it—probably the best poker-face ever seen during briefings. Your leadership as Chief of Joint Operations was legendary; rumor has it even your coffee followed orders without question.

From navigating complex missions overseas to mastering strategic operations at home—you've done it all brilliantly (and somehow kept a straight face through endless meetings). May this birthday bring you fewer PowerPoints and more power naps!

Here's wishing you another year filled with success, laughter, good health—and perhaps finally winning that elusive office trivia championship. Cheers!