Let's make this birthday one to remember.

35 years old (Born on October 30, 1989)

Happy Birthday, Ashley Barnes! From your early days at Plymouth Argyle (2007-2010), where you first showed defenders how to chase shadows, to Brighton & Hove Albion (2010-2014), where goals flowed smoother than birthday cake frosting—you've always known exactly how to strike a pose and the back of the net.

Whether it was scoring crucial match-winners or giving goalkeepers nightmares, you've consistently delivered memorable moments. May your celebrations today be as legendary as those unforgettable strikes on the pitch—just remember not to tackle anyone when blowing out candles! Here's wishing you another year filled with laughter, success, and plenty more spectacular finishes.