Let's make this birthday one to remember.

44 years old (Born on December 20, 1980)

Happy Birthday, Ashley Cole! The man who made left-back look like the coolest position on the pitch. Your legendary tackles and lightning-fast runs down Chelsea's flank still haunt wingers' dreams. Who else could pocket Ronaldo one day and casually lift Premier League trophies the next?

From your iconic Champions League triumph in 2012 to becoming England’s most capped full-back, you've set standards few can match. Even retirement can't slow you down—rumor has it you're still slide-tackling birthday cakes before they hit the table! Here's wishing you another year filled with laughter, success, and fewer yellow cards at family gatherings.