Let's make this birthday one to remember.

38 years old (Born on December 09, 1986)

Happy Birthday, Ashley Grimes! From your early days dazzling fans at Manchester City to your memorable goals at Millwall and Rochdale, you've always known how to strike with style. Rumor has it defenders still wake up in cold sweats remembering your swift moves and cheeky finishes.

Whether it was netting crucial goals or making defenders question their career choices, you've consistently brought joy (and occasional despair) to football pitches everywhere. May this birthday be as legendary as your best moments on the field—filled with laughter, celebration, and absolutely no red cards. Cheers to another year of scoring big laughs!