Let's make this birthday one to remember.

31 years old (Born on December 09, 1993)

Happy birthday to the incredible Ashley Harris! Remember when you stormed onto the pitch for Portsmouth in 2012, dazzling fans and confusing opponents alike with those swift feet? We're still catching our breath from your epic goals and legendary assists—seriously, refs are probably still reviewing tapes just to keep up!

Here's hoping this year brings as much excitement as your trademark sprint down the wing. May every cake slice be sweeter than a last-minute winner, and may you avoid tackles off-pitch better than most defenders handle yours on it! Cheers to another year of unforgettable victories—and funny goal celebrations!