Let's make this birthday one to remember.

79 years old (Born on July 13, 1945)

Happy Birthday, Ashley Mallett! May your celebrations spin as sharply and cleverly as those legendary off-breaks that baffled batsmen around the globe. With 38 Tests under your belt for Australia, you truly bowled us over with skillful precision—making even seasoned players dance awkwardly down the pitch.

Your legacy remains timeless; after all these years we still chuckle at how effortlessly you'd turn a cricket ball into an unsolvable puzzle. Here's hoping today brings more joy than watching bewildered opponents trying to decode one of your classic deliveries!

Cheers to another year filled with laughter, good health—and plenty of spinning memories!