Let's make this birthday one to remember.

52 years old (Born on August 13, 1972)

Happy Birthday to the legendary Ass Napkin Ed! Another year older, wiser, and—let's face it—even more creative with your napkins. You've truly turned a quirky hobby into an unforgettable legacy; who knew that Upstate New York would become famous for something other than snowstorms?

Your recent success selling those infamous napkins on eBay proves once again there's no limit to entrepreneurial genius—or people's willingness to buy literally anything online. Keep making us laugh (and cringe) as you continue this hilarious journey.

Here's hoping your birthday is filled with laughter, good friends—and plenty of fresh napkins!