61 years old (Born on September 23, 1963)
Happy Birthday, Augustus Caesar! Ageing gracefully just like Rome—only getting grander over the centuries. Remember when you took control after Uncle Julius' dramatic exit? Now THAT was how to turn lemons into imperial lemonade!Still celebrating your Pax Romana legacy; talk about a success story in conflict resolution and real-estate expansion! It's been more than two thousand years, yet everyone still rates emperors compared to your standards (talk about setting expectations!). Enjoy another legendary birthday banquet today—with people obsessively copying everything Roman these days—rest easy knowing no one rocks sandals quite like you did back then!