Let's make this birthday one to remember.

36 years old (Born on May 07, 1988)

Happy Birthday, Austin Pettis! From your dazzling catches at Boise State to your impressive NFL debut with the St. Louis Rams in 2011, you've always had hands stickier than birthday cake frosting. Your ability to snag passes out of thin air made defenders scratch their helmets and fans cheer wildly—truly unforgettable moments!

Here's hoping this year brings you as much joy as that epic touchdown grab or those clutch third-down conversions we still talk about today. May your celebrations be filled with laughter, good friends—and fewer dropped slices of cake than footballs (though we're confident you'd catch both). Cheers!